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JEDraft
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Okay.
Here is one of the funnier ones I've gotten today.
"Re: Re: piramid in your pants"
Eat a strip and be like a egyptian god!
WTF?
First off - Pyramids are not so tall compared to their width. To have one that would fit in my pants would probably involve me actually losing a bit - (not to brag or anything ) and second, which Egyptian god are we talking about? I never heard that Set or Anubis was actually a barn burner in the sack - or maybe I just am not up on Egyptian porn or something.
Anyway, thought I would share that with y'all. New incentives up tonight.
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L'Espion
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Spam Vader
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Y'know, it was only a few months ago that I actually got email spam for the first time. For a few seconds, I was overjoyed. Finally, I was worthy enough to recieve spam!
Unfortunately, none of it was from a Nigerian Finance Minister, so I deleted all of it. If I ever do get a Nigerian Finance Minister email, I'm keeping it, though.
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Trader Jimm
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| Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 11:47 am Post subject: |
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I get Nigerian scam offers regularly. I'll send you some. 
I was reading about a netbot said to be responsible for over half of all current spam. I'll see if I can find it.
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JEDraft
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| Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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There are guys who regularly screw with the scammers mercilessly. They even got a couple of Nigerian (I think) dufuses to make an awful video of the Dead Parrot sketch as part of their counterscam. It's on YouTube:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LvyrzQldOKE
It's not really funny - except that the fact that they actually got these crooks to DO this is hysterical.
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kamatu
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| My favorite was the wife and I eating dinner a few years ago and b*tching about the spam messages. Then we went to our computers and check our email to find that her first unread one is to get a bigger penis and my first one is to enlarge my breasts......
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JEDraft
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| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:05 am Post subject: |
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| kamatu wrote: | | My favorite was the wife and I eating dinner a few years ago and b*tching about the spam messages. Then we went to our computers and check our email to find that her first unread one is to get a bigger penis and my first one is to enlarge my breasts...... |
It does always seem that there's a huge interest in my wedding tackle from nameless strangers on the Internet - in fact, from everyone except the people I really want to be interested in it.
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Matti
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| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:02 am Post subject: |
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| Trader Jimm wrote: | | I get Nigerian scam offers regularly. I'll send you some. |
Know what would be funny? That some evil mafia guys take actually take on offer, and then makes visit to the spammers, heavy hand weapons on their hands and shout: "Show me money!" 
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Kern
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| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 1:02 pm Post subject: |
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| JEDraft wrote: | | kamatu wrote: | | My favorite was the wife and I eating dinner a few years ago and b*tching about the spam messages. Then we went to our computers and check our email to find that her first unread one is to get a bigger penis and my first one is to enlarge my breasts...... |
It does always seem that there's a huge interest in my wedding tackle from nameless strangers on the Internet - in fact, from everyone except the people I really want to be interested in it.
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We keep having to tell you - no matter how much you wish for it, Zona's not real yet...
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kamatu
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| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 3:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Kern wrote: | | JEDraft wrote: | | kamatu wrote: | | My favorite was the wife and I eating dinner a few years ago and b*tching about the spam messages. Then we went to our computers and check our email to find that her first unread one is to get a bigger penis and my first one is to enlarge my breasts...... |
It does always seem that there's a huge interest in my wedding tackle from nameless strangers on the Internet - in fact, from everyone except the people I really want to be interested in it.
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We keep having to tell you - no matter how much you wish for it, Zona's not real yet... |
Heh, having a sister, a wife and several girlfriends of prodigious bosom, I hate to say that Zona will be a hard one to match. Much too firm and they cause some complications with age.
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JEDraft
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| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 4:48 pm Post subject: |
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| kamatu wrote: | | Kern wrote: | | JEDraft wrote: | | kamatu wrote: | | My favorite was the wife and I eating dinner a few years ago and b*tching about the spam messages. Then we went to our computers and check our email to find that her first unread one is to get a bigger penis and my first one is to enlarge my breasts...... |
It does always seem that there's a huge interest in my wedding tackle from nameless strangers on the Internet - in fact, from everyone except the people I really want to be interested in it.
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We keep having to tell you - no matter how much you wish for it, Zona's not real yet... |
Heh, having a sister, a wife and several girlfriends of prodigious bosom, I hate to say that Zona will be a hard one to match. Much too firm and they cause some complications with age. |
Erogenian anatomy is uniquely adapted to cope with mammosity. In fact, I still have to publish that bit of fantasy rationalization. Though the short answer is that the great thing about Zona is that she isn't real.
Heh!
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