barbarianprincess

Okay.


Here is one of the funnier ones I've gotten today.

"Re: Re: piramid in your pants"

Eat a strip and be like a egyptian god!

WTF?

First off - Pyramids are not so tall compared to their width. To have one that would fit in my pants would probably involve me actually losing a bit - (not to brag or anything ) and second, which Egyptian god are we talking about? I never heard that Set or Anubis was actually a barn burner in the sack - or maybe I just am not up on Egyptian porn or something.

Anyway, thought I would share that with y'all. New incentives up tonight.

Given the place of sex in their religion and their everyday sexual practices you could be any one of a number of Egyptian gods. Maybe you could be Bes.

http://www.bigeye.com/sexeducation/ancientegypt.html

http://www.thekeep.org/~kunoichi/kunoic ... ality.html

Y'know, it was only a few months ago that I actually got email spam for the first time. For a few seconds, I was overjoyed. Finally, I was worthy enough to recieve spam!

Unfortunately, none of it was from a Nigerian Finance Minister, so I deleted all of it. If I ever do get a Nigerian Finance Minister email, I'm keeping it, though.

I get Nigerian scam offers regularly. I'll send you some.

I was reading about a netbot said to be responsible for over half of all current spam. I'll see if I can find it.

PCWorld Article

There are guys who regularly screw with the scammers mercilessly. They even got a couple of Nigerian (I think) dufuses to make an awful video of the Dead Parrot sketch as part of their counterscam. It's on YouTube:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LvyrzQldOKE

It's not really funny - except that the fact that they actually got these crooks to DO this is hysterical.

My favorite was the wife and I eating dinner a few years ago and b*tching about the spam messages. Then we went to our computers and check our email to find that her first unread one is to get a bigger penis and my first one is to enlarge my breasts......

kamatu wrote:My favorite was the wife and I eating dinner a few years ago and b*tching about the spam messages. Then we went to our computers and check our email to find that her first unread one is to get a bigger penis and my first one is to enlarge my breasts......

It does always seem that there's a huge interest in my wedding tackle from nameless strangers on the Internet - in fact, from everyone except the people I really want to be interested in it.

Trader Jimm wrote:I get Nigerian scam offers regularly. I'll send you some.

Know what would be funny? That some evil mafia guys take actually take on offer, and then makes visit to the spammers, heavy hand weapons on their hands and shout: "Show me money!"

JEDraft wrote:

kamatu wrote:My favorite was the wife and I eating dinner a few years ago and b*tching about the spam messages. Then we went to our computers and check our email to find that her first unread one is to get a bigger penis and my first one is to enlarge my breasts......

It does always seem that there's a huge interest in my wedding tackle from nameless strangers on the Internet - in fact, from everyone except the people I really want to be interested in it.

We keep having to tell you - no matter how much you wish for it, Zona's not real yet...

Kern wrote:

JEDraft wrote:

kamatu wrote:My favorite was the wife and I eating dinner a few years ago and b*tching about the spam messages. Then we went to our computers and check our email to find that her first unread one is to get a bigger penis and my first one is to enlarge my breasts......

It does always seem that there's a huge interest in my wedding tackle from nameless strangers on the Internet - in fact, from everyone except the people I really want to be interested in it.

We keep having to tell you - no matter how much you wish for it, Zona's not real yet...

Heh, having a sister, a wife and several girlfriends of prodigious bosom, I hate to say that Zona will be a hard one to match. Much too firm and they cause some complications with age.

kamatu wrote:

Kern wrote:

JEDraft wrote:

kamatu wrote:My favorite was the wife and I eating dinner a few years ago and b*tching about the spam messages. Then we went to our computers and check our email to find that her first unread one is to get a bigger penis and my first one is to enlarge my breasts......

It does always seem that there's a huge interest in my wedding tackle from nameless strangers on the Internet - in fact, from everyone except the people I really want to be interested in it.

We keep having to tell you - no matter how much you wish for it, Zona's not real yet...

Heh, having a sister, a wife and several girlfriends of prodigious bosom, I hate to say that Zona will be a hard one to match. Much too firm and they cause some complications with age.

Erogenian anatomy is uniquely adapted to cope with mammosity. In fact, I still have to publish that bit of fantasy rationalization. Though the short answer is that the great thing about Zona is that she isn't real.

Heh!