For various reasons - I work in a nursing home - Paramedics were called in today. First through the door was a tall, built blonde who had to stoop to get into the building, with a massive mane of hair and wearing what was obviously the largest overalls they had, but still looked two sizes too small. Was tempted to get to know her better, but, y'know, that whole 'Better get this guy breathing again' thing raized it's head...
